i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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