apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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