i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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