I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i think i have herpe
just one?
and she was petting her beer can
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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