I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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