does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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