The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize
