We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
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