This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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