hell yes lets make some ravioli
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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