i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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