I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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