was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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