id be glad to
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Randomize
