I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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