check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
you never un-have a 4some
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Randomize
