Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize