Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I'm getting married
To pizza
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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