the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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