a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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