it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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