Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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