Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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