Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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