can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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