Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i just google imaged poop.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
