u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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