Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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