They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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