Me. At least after what I've been through.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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