worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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