Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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