Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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