Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
