I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Operation Purity has been aborted
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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