I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Randomize
