I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
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