that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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