how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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