I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
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