if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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