Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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