sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I need help removing her.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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