Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I smell like Dick and happiness
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