Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I think I just shit out all my problems.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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