Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
My vagina is very pro this idea
I'm really busy with my period
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