She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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