remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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