know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize