Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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