ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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