We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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