Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
