i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
she told me i tasted like america
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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