He kissed a someone with a penis
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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