And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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