He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
as a side note pls kill me
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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